usda retracks meatless monday support

really usda? you say you support Meatless Mondays, yet now after an uproar from the meat industry & lobbyists, they've decided to take back their statement about Meatless Mondays being a good option. are you for real? ha. i never listen to the usda or the fda, since money is the only thing that supports their actions. i love the carnivore senator's saying they're going to eat double meat on meatless mondays now. okay... you can absolutely get sicker sooner and clog those arteries of yours double as fast.

you might be wondering what the USDA sent to their internal employees in a newsletter that got all these carnivore's panties in a bunch... i mean what they are promoting is horrible... pure evil, i can see why all these lobbyists were so angry about their internal statement i mean just read this paragraph, the horror of it all:

"One simple way to reduce your environmental impact while dining at our cafeterias is to participate in the 'Meatless Monday' initiative," the newsletter reads. "This international effort, as the name implies, encourages people not to eat meat on Mondays... How will going meatless one day of the week help the environment? The production of meat, especially beef (and dairy as well), has a large environmental impact."

i mean wow! they're encouraging cutting out meat for 3 meals a week out of the 21 meals that you eat. that's almost 15% of your weekly intake! oh my god! this is crazy! call the police, sound the alarm. timmy fell in a well... oh wait, no it's just cutting back meat on 3 cafeteria meals. i don't know about you, but cafeteria meat always looks questionable to me anyways, so not quite sure if the lobbyists didn't read that this was an internal letter about their cafeteria, or what, but they just now look like a bunch of idiots, and the usda's move to retrack this internal meatless monday suggestion makes them look like a meat puppet. wow wow wow is all i can say. wow. and you can read the entire article here as well.

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